These Individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual performance evaluations.
- 'Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.'
- 'Sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.'
- 'This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.'
- 'This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.'
- 'Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.'
- 'He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.'
- 'When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.'
- 'If two people are talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.'
- 'A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.'
- 'Donated his brain to science before he was finished using it.'
- 'Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.'
- 'Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.'
Source: Dan Miller's 48 Days weekly e-newsletter
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